never set your soul on the dining room table
To set your soul on the dining
room table
during formal gatherings is
impolite and
will bake the tablecloth. You’ll
experience
days on which you feel you did
not receive
the memorandum about the
exodus. Under
those dire circumstances, I
would find the
nearest ice scraper and remove
the frost
from your beach umbrella. Recently,
I’ve
taken to yelling “Hoda Kotb!” when
I am
jostled by rebellious currents,
as I am too
“9AM motivated” to exclaim
“Kathie Lee!”
I know self-respect even if it
won’t respond
to my e-mails. 85-minute TV
disaster movie
science: time is a
quantifiable subject, not a
quantifiable object. The bats
over Baton Rouge
shriek their compliance,
fanging down on quinoa
and Cannon Films,
understanding the hard-boiled
man’s paradise is the
harmonica man’s gluten,
understanding the chameleons
who live on planets
of rubber eraser,
understanding that, when you’re
down to one Bee Gee, you let
the caged birds fly,
as the elegance of infinity is
in every pinky swear of secrecy.
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