friday morning superpower


 “M*A*S*H was a movie?
Those don’t look like the regular people.”

At that moment of bland confusion,
I discovered my
Friday Morning Superpower:
the ability to mentally materialize
a soaking wet sponge,
dangling in air, dripping on the carpet,
the kind of large, prehistoric sponge
you would use to wash your Subaru Outback
before your August jaunt to Lake George,
the kind of waterlogged monstrosity
that could introduce a loved one’s weekend
with a scurrilous SQUISH.

As she dried her hair with her
overpriced Ikea towel,
she inquired:
“Isn’t boxing really like wrestling, anyway?”
She’s gonna need a bigger towel.

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