cookie day cookie day


They put out cookies at work today.
I might’ve taken one too many.
I might’ve wrapped 11 peanut butter cookies
in a paper napkin and stuffed the bundle into
my hoodie’s left pocket, then, feeling uneven,
wrapped 4 peanut butter cookies in another
paper napkin and stuffed the wad into my
my hoodie’s right pocket. It’s not so much that
I had a Grandpa moment, swiping the seeded bagels
from the kiddish after Saturday services and calling
me immediately to come get them before the sun
goes down, it’s more that the 7 people in the lunchroom
with me didn’t notice my swipery, more transfixed to
C-SPAN and the female senator who will vote “yes” to
the new Supreme Court judge but it seems like she is
saying a lot more on the subject than merely that
monosyllabic assent. You want to see span? Watch my
waistline after these 15 cookies, that’s what I’m thinking.
It’ll be newsworthy.

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